Ugh...

I feel like farting, but I'm at work. I don't wanna do it in the bathroom because everytime I do, someone just so happens to walk in at that time.

It used to be easy to fart outside because I smoked. Now that I don't, it makes it harder for me to stand somewhere for no good reason.

I feel like having friend chicken today. It's the best food to have when you're hungover =)