Somebody's Watching Me...

So I don't know what it is today...

I leave my house to go to work, and people on the street were staring at me. Men, women, teenagers... they were all looking at me. At first, I thought I had something on my face (which couldn't have been the case, since I didn't see anything in the mirror as I left my house). Then I wondered if it was my hair (which has been growing back, so I gel it now... Was it out of control? Too much gel?). I came to ease once I got on the subway and saw my reflection in one of the car windows. Nothing... my face was as clear as they come and my hair look fine.

I finally came to the realization that the women were looking out of attraction and the men were looking out of jealously (that's right... I fucking said it!). What bothered me most was how some of the teenagers looked at me. One straight up grilled me like I fucked his mom (which I could have possibly done in the past). Another looked at me like I was someone he saw on TV. It's feelings like these on a day like today that make me wonder if someone out there has taken my picture and placed it on a gay porn website.